- ♂ = I am a boy who has a crush on you
- ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
- () = I am a nonbinary/genderqueer person who has a crush on you
- * = just delete your tumblr already
- æ = Post a picture of yourself
- $ = You’re awesome
- # = I love your blog
- @ = You’re beautiful
- + = i hate you.
- % = You’re ugly
- <3 = I want to fuck you
- & = I wish we were close
- ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
- ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
- ! = You inspire me
Can we just take a minute to appreciate the fact that Phil Coulson was recruited by Fury straight out of high school?
I mean, can you imagine
Coming up to you and saying, “I’m Agent Phil Coulson, with the Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division. I need to ask you a few questions…” ????
CAN YOU IMAGINE IT?!?!?!
BECAUSE I FRICKIN’ AM!!!
STORIES!!! I DEMANDS THEM!! HOT BABY AGENT PHIL COULSON! I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS IT!
if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case